wait shit do i have a college visit tomorrow fuck oh no

[tips moon] m'evening

fuckigN

the fuck is a mevening

i should sleep

u ok?
Anonymous

its apparently 2:00 in the mevening

goefframsay:

its TWO IN THE MEVENING

MORNIGN

its TWO IN THE MEVENING

BUT WHAT IF evolution was just like ‘nah fuck it’ and like we were supposoed to have something cool like wings or smth but it just skipped it bc the human race was being sort of an asshole or somtehing and didnt deserve coool shit

if i could hav a nose anywhere besides my face it wolud DEFINITEL be my anus

i mean yeah evolution but like what was stopping evolution from giving us side-of-our-head eyes, anus noses, and nose anuses??? mystsery

you ever wonder like…… why we’re built the way we are?? like why havent we got our eyes on the sides of our head like horses do and why havent we got a nose where our anus is and an anus where our nose is